The Girls

I had to take the girls to the doctor today. I had my very first ever mamogram. While I can say that it was not fun - it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be either. Sure - they squished them down on the cold machine in ways that shouldn't be repeated. It was not comfortable. I almost laughed when the girl told me to hold my breath. I thought "you have my boob in a vice and you think I am actually breathing right now?" I didn't say it though. It was brief and not so bad. Instead of giving you a gown, they give you a little cape. I actually thought it was kind of cool! I told Britt I felt like "SUPER BOOB WOMAN".. He said I was already super boob woman. I wonder if that was meant to be kinda sexy and cool, or if my husband called me a super boob and got away with it. ha! I guess I will never know because either way, it's kinda funny so I won't question it.
Anyhoo.. All is well with "the girls". I got the "now that you are close to 40, you know you need to come back every year now.." blah blah blah. I know.. I am growing old. I am super boob woman. I will come back when I am ready.