Being Fat Sucks!

Okay.. this is a gripe session about a few things that I dislike about being fat. 1. clothes. I hate shopping for clothes. I hate shopping for clothes in the "big girl" store or in the "big girl" section. It sucks. They are not cute, they never fit right, and it's just no fun to try on clothes. Nothing looks good and everything makes me look fat because I am fat! 2. Clothes again.. Why is it that they can't make jeans to fit a fat girl right that don't go all the way to my armpits? Either they fit right at the belly button and ROLL DOWN every time I bend over, or they are under the belly button so that I have a "muffin top"!!! it's gross! 3. I would LOVE to be able to cross my legs. I know this is minor and may sound crazy, but I noticed at church the other day that all the ladys sit with one leg delicately draped over the other.. I CANT DO THAT ANYMORE. I have to sit with my leg crossed like a man - which is not cute, or sit with my ankles crossed which is uncomfortable as hell. JEESH. 4. Family portrait. I have a serious aversion to having a family portrait made because I am so big. It's awful. We need to have a family portrait done in such a bad way - we haven't had one since Elijah was two and that was just a Church directory picture!
I say all these things, but went to Larry's pizza last night and I swear I ate more than Britt did. Nice, huh? I haven't been to the gym in two weeks.. Riverfest is going to kill me if I can't take off at least 15 pounds before then.